Where do I park for a Blow Job?

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June 16, 2012. Tags: , , , . butt, fun, FUNNY, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

2012 Cox Sucker Days Announced

LasVegasRealEstateDude.com is THE PLACE FOR LAS VEGAS REAL ESTATE

LasVegasRealEstateDude.com is THE PLACE FOR LAS VEGAS REAL ESTATE, Missouri looks like the place for COX SUCKERS

June 16, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, pictures. Leave a comment.

COSTCO HORROR STORY FROM MY OLD FRIEND

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Chevy, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.  I told her No, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard.

Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.

April 9, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , . fun, FUNNY, JOKES. 1 comment.

RUSHMORE, from Canada’s Side

RUSHMORE, from Canada's Side

RUSHMORE, from Canada's Side

April 3, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , , , . FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. Leave a comment.

Pen is broken use finger?

penis broken use finger

penis broken use finger

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March 26, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , . fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. Leave a comment.

The new Titantic 3D looks awesome, who’s gonna go see it?

titantic 3d looks awesome

titantic 3d looks awesome

March 26, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . fun, FUNNY, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. Leave a comment.

You will never look at a plug the same way again……

MrHollywoodBlvd.com Bad Electic Plugs

MrHollywoodBlvd.com Bad Electic Plugs

March 25, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. 1 comment.

Will the dog sniff a girls ass in a Bikini?

MrHollywood.com loves his dogs

MrHollywood.com loves his dogs

March 24, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour. Leave a comment.

A widowed Jewish woman, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach

A widowed Jewish woman, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Florida …She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. “How are you today?” “Fine, thank you,” he responded, and turned back to his book. “I love the beach. Do you come here often?” she asked.”First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,” he replied and turned back to his book. “I’m sorry to hear that.
My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely, she countered. “Do you live around here?” She asked. “Yes, I live over in Coral Springs ” he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, “Do you like pussy cats?” With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, “How did you know that was what I wanted?The man replied. “How did you know my name was Katz ?”

March 3, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , . fun, FUNNY, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Why Thin Mints are #1 Girl Scout Cookies!

THIN MINTS CONTAIN CRACK!

THIN MINTS CONTAIN CRACK!

January 23, 2012. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. Leave a comment.

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