The Fun Las Vegas Realtor, Scot Savage's Joke Blog

Why Thin Mints are #1 Girl Scout Cookies!

scotsavage — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:56:17 +0000

THIN MINTS CONTAIN CRACK!

The Topless Dinner always starts with a prayer

scotsavage — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:09:17 +0000

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MADE YOU LOOK!

What did the GYNOCOLOGIST say?

scotsavage — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:37:44 +0000

Blow Jobs! Gotta Love Em.

Hair Pie?

scotsavage — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:08:28 +0000

KEEP LOOKING IF YOUR LOOKING FOR PUSSY

NO….

First Pictures of 8-23-11 DC Earthquake Devastation Released

scotsavage — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 03:17:19 +0000

HOW MUCH WILL THE CLEAN UP COST ALL OF US?

When will the National Guard Arrive to HELP?

Another bad answer

scotsavage — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:46:23 +0000

another bad answer

Now everyone knows why Tracy is wrong.

scotsavage — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:53:50 +0000

IT'S SO SIMPLE NOW THAT WE KNOW

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Gay Terrorist Spotted In Las Vegas

scotsavage — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:41:49 +0000

Watch out for him, commonly known as YOMAMA BIN SHOPPIN

Such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days….

scotsavage — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 23:14:37 +0000

A customer walks into the store and asked the clerk, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”

MURDER AT WALMART

scotsavage — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 18:18:54 +0000

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems byaking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ‘Artie.’ That’s when Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol’ Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store’s security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared… (You’re going to hate me for this…..) ‘ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!’

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