NASCAR Seniors hit Las Vegas Streets
NASCAR SENIORS
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NASCAR Las Vegas, did you know…
That the words “race car” spelled backward still spells “race car.”
That “eat” is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ate.”
And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants”, and add just a few more letters, it spells out: “Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”
How weird is that?
NASCAR – deathwish
THIS NASCAR WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS
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REAL 9-1-1 CALLS, to funny
Believe it or not , These are Memphis , TN ‘s REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do yo u have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and wh en I came back from the bath room, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart !
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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What happens when you hit the Oh Sh&t Button
that's what is under the microsoft logo key
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Office Olympics 2010 Begin Today
Chair Chest Balancing
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A Man’s 1st Boat……..
I won't mention he's a Democrat
However, he figured it couldn’t be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they just told him… “Don’t let the trailer get too deep in the water when you’re launching your boat”.
Well later on, he couldn’t understand what they meant by that, as he just could barely get his trailer in the water!
Where is this kids dad….
His Mommy is a Blow Up Doll
is his dad a balloon from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade
