Archive for July, 2009

A letter from Grandma

Her fav spot is Repo702.com

Her fav spot is Repo702.com

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still  drives her own car. Shewrites:     
  

  
Dear  Grand-daughter,
       
The other  day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. 
        
I was feeling particularly sassy that  day because I had just come from a thrilling choir  performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..  
       
So, I bought the sticker  and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an  uplifting experience that followed.
        
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,  just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and  I didn’t notice that the light had changed.
        
It  is a good thing someone else  loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked,  I’d never  have noticed.
       
I found that  lots of people love Jesus! 
        
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started  honking like  crazy, and then he leaned out of his  window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’ 

‘Go!  Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’ 
        
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!  
       
Everyone started honking!  
       
I just leaned out my window  and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.  
       
I even honked my horn a few  times to share in the love! 
       ;  
There must have been a man from Florida back there because  I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.  
       
I saw another guy waving in  a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the   air. 
       
I asked my young  teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. 
        
He said it was probably a Hawaiian  good luck sign or something.
        
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I  leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right  back. 
       
My grandson burst out  laughing.
       
Why even he was  enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the  people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they  got out of their cars and started walking towards me.  
       
I bet they wanted to pray  or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed  the light had changed.
       
So,  grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove  on through  the intersection.
        
I noticed that I was the only car that got through  the intersection before the light changed again and felt  kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we  had shared. 
       
So I slowed the  car down, leaned out the window and gave them all  the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.   Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! 
        
Will write again soon, 
        
Love,  Grandma 

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