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Archive for February, 2009
Vancouver Speaks To The Dogs
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There’s Nothing Worse Than Old Canadian Dog Landminds, they smell of Back Bacon AAAAAAAAA
Mrs Toskana took half, poor Mr Toskana
There goes the Family Jewels
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A very expensive doll for little Briana
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’
The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95
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The amazed father asks: ‘It ’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.
Parking at work in the snow
sometimes it can take a try or two to pull into a tiny spot
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Encycopedia’s No Longer Needed
You Will NEVER Guess Why.
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Debra Likes DOLLAR PALACE Over Walmart
It’s alot less formal there.
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Sign Imitates Life
Interesting Isn’t It
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Octuplet Special at Denny’s
*In honor of Nadya Suleman, the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new value meal:
THE OCTUPLET SLAM
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
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bammmm, lol
Retarded Ice Cream Bar
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Poor Little Ninja Turtle
