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Archive for November, 2008
The Aging of Presidents
Much has been said about the aging of the President of the United States during their terms in office. Below are just a few examples (pictures on the left were taken their first year in office, pictures on the right were taken during their last year in office):
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And now with state of the art computer imaging software, we can look into the future and see what our next president will look like after his term in office:
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Obama on the New 50 Cent Bill
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Don’t talk to my parrot …
Don’t talk to my parrot …
Gail’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, ‘I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you.’
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‘But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!’
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‘I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!’
When the repairman arrived at Gails’s house the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled,
‘Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!’
To which the parrot replied,
‘Get him Spike!’
