Naked Man with NO Penis
WHERE'S HIS TWIG AND BERRIES
What time does your ASS OPEN
OOOO 6AM that’s a perfect time.
This is one Naughty Statue
wash that hand
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YOU MUST HAVE A DIRTY MIND
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o my goodness
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Did she poop her pants
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Another Kodak Moment Wrecked
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See This Dirty Sanchez At The Big Game
Are They Saint’s Fans
Group Therapy Session
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
“You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, he said, “Mary, you are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second Mom: “Ann, your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He turned to the third Mom: “Joyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.”
An Irish Man With A Sheep On a Leash
walk in the bedroom and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
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