THIN MINTS CONTAIN CRACK!
January 23, 2012. Tags: COMEDY, fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, laugh, laughs. FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. .
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MADE YOU LOOK!
January 13, 2012. Tags: COMEDY, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, pictures. cinco de mayo, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, holiday, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, pictures. .
Blow Jobs! Gotta Love Em.
January 11, 2012. Tags: fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, photos, picture, pictures. fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. .
KEEP LOOKING IF YOUR LOOKING FOR PUSSY
NO….
January 10, 2012. Tags: FUNNY, JOKES, photo. fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, Uncategorized. .
HOW MUCH WILL THE CLEAN UP COST ALL OF US?
When will the National Guard Arrive to HELP?
August 23, 2011. Tags: COMEDY, fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, huimor funny, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, OBAMA. fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, OBAMA, pictures. .
another bad answer
August 17, 2011. Tags: COMEDY, fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, huimor funny, HUMOR, humour, laughs. fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. .
IT'S SO SIMPLE NOW THAT WE KNOW
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August 16, 2011. Tags: COMEDY, fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, humour, JOKES, laughs. fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. .
Watch out for him, commonly known as YOMAMA BIN SHOPPIN
August 9, 2011. Tags: COMEDY, fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, huimor funny, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, LAS VEGAS, laugh, laughs. FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. .
A customer walks into the store and asked the clerk, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”
The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”
July 25, 2011. Tags: COMEDY, fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, laugh, laughs. fun, FUNNY, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. .
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems byaking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ‘Artie.’ That’s when Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol’ Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store’s security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared… (You’re going to hate me for this…..) ‘ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!’
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July 16, 2011. Tags: COMEDY, fun, FUNNY, FUNNY PICTURES, funny. laughs, HUMOR, humour, JOKES, laugh, laughs. FUNNY, HUMOR, humour, JOKES. .
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